Topic
Nostalgic
Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I'd be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion sack like that. Me? I like a nice purple onion, but you don't get to pick favorites when you got your hand in an onion sack. A big yellow one can feel like a little purple one. You won't know 'til you pull it out, and by then you already got yourself an onion. I know most folks don't want strangers mucking about in unfamiliar onion sacks these days, so I'll be on my way. But, that is quite the sack of onions you have. To perform the monolog "Onion Capers" at your school or event, speak the words out loud at your school or event.
02:14
Remember when you went on summer holiday to your Auntie's house outside Nether Wallop in Hampshire while your parents went to Cyprus to broker a secret deal with the Ottoman Empire? Remember the times in the Magic Garden? This piece of music is more "Magic Garden" than "Inter-Empire Diplomacy".
03:22
Extremely satisfying sound design with super clean bloopy synths in a light dance context. Recommended for all your needs. Unless you need a fire suppression system. It won't work for that. Unless you need music for your fire suppression system. It will work for that.
03:29
This is dark and concerning - like the lights-out bonus level on your hidden object game. Almost exactly like that. As if it was written for the dark bonus level of a hidden object game. Just as if.
04:06
Every once in a generation, a song title comes along that perfectly melds with the music. This is such a piece. It could only be called "Club Seamus". "Club Seamus" could only sound like this.
02:25
Dear Green Valkyrie, Your life force is running out. Green Valkyrie needs food badly. Remember; Don't shoot food. Someone shot the food. Your shots now hurt other players. You just shot the potion. C'mon Green Valkyrie, you got no chill.
02:28
Just your average, run-of-the-mill tension filler music... Or IS it!? Yeah, it pretty much is. This does feature a poorly played guitar synth, though... so it is a stand-out in that way. If you were here for tension-building music, you already have this piece... Move along.
03:35
This is the Miami Nights main theme motive, but really quite sad. You know what's awesome? This "string synth" is 8 actual cellos and 12 violas... multi-tracked 4 times. Technology! So much power, you can't help but abuse it!
03:18
I say! It is such a lovely brisk day! Aren't the horses lovely? I mean... look at all the horseness they have! They are scoring quite high on the horse-o-meters today! Nothing bovine on this street, Nay! ... ... ... Wait... I was trying to make a joke involving a horse's "neigh" combined with the archaic positive/negative usage of "nay". Then everything went wrong, and I said almost the opposite of the intention. So, without the joke: Picture a street where the only animals are the horsiest of horses... No cows or pigs. Okay, there are two dogs... but one of them is pretty small... and you can see a cat in one of the windows... but MOSTLY horses. If you added up the weights of all the non-horse, non-humans in the picture, they would weigh less than one horse.
03:11
You ever get the feeling to just hang out on a skating pond with a beagle? Make sure you hit play on this track!
04:06
This piece gets a lot of its crazy from the exposed dissonances. So, before you start going on and on about "wrong" notes; They are there for a reason! I'm almost sure of it. They really sound quite intentional. Why else would I write something like that? Totally done with forethought. Yup. 100% on purpose.
03:44
Floaty! Ethereal! Useful for dream sequences. Or those montages of sad people standing in the rain.
03:05
Imagine yourself floating in a beautiful sky, the aggressive badgers of the land do not bother you here at all. Todd from HR doesn't try to make small talk with you in this place, nor does he try to invite you to his kid's wrestling tournament that is being held at a school 90 minutes away. The coyote-lizards of your night terrors do not roam here, and you can clearly read the expiration dates on all your packages. Even the hand soap. Why does the hand soap have an expiration date? It matters not.
29:52
Starts slow and builds to an ecstasy the likes of which are almost guaranteed to garner donations from your flock! Bonus track comes with a everything except the drums in case you need a smoother feel.
03:20
Well met, traveller! Come warm by my brazier... Is that a Djinn in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hah! I have a joke with you! ...unless it is a djinn - then you must leave immediately! ...unless that would offend the djinn - then you must stay! ...unless the djinn is going to kill me - then you must leave immediately! ...unless it will save me from a fate worse than death - then you must stay! Oh good... it was an erection. Uncompressed download comes with a faster version.
02:38
Mystery 460 Adventure 453 Video Game 443 Advertising 432 Action 397 Cinematic 371 Drama 363 Show/Entertainment 331 Business/Commercial 311 Atmospheric 294 Countries/Travel 206 Nostalgic 205 Comedy 151 FX/Atmospheric 147 History 128 Technology 127 Horror 114 War 113 Meditation 104 Intros 99 Aerial/Drone Shots 96 Love/Romance 93 Loops 92 Fashion 91 Classical 90 Children 87 Crime 74 Nature 67 Sound-Alike 56 News 48 FX/Sounds 38 Feste/Feierlichkeiten 37 Education 35 Romanic 32 Disco 26 Christmas 15 Sports 10 Western 7 Wedding 5
