Attention in the lobby: The show will begin shortly. Please find your seat.
Souvenir programs are available for purchase at every entrance.
Remember to set your bleeping devices to non-bleepie mode.
This show features flashing lights, live bats, and almond butter.
If you have a condition that may cause problems, please see us at the ticket counter for further information.
The show will begin shortly!
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