Crank it up, ladies and gentlemen! Come on! Let's go! You know HOW TO CRANK! Let's go clockwise!
Like... clockwise from the top - not the bottom. Grab it from the top. Either hand. It doesn't matter.
Now CRANK IT! Crank it. ...like how a clock moves. The other way. If you take the part farthest from
you and move it to the right... Counter-widdershins? You know what, it doesn't really need to be cranked.