Silent Film Score music
With elements of a quick Russian polka playing in the immigrant section of industrial-era New York City, this piece is mainly in a minor key, but at the halfway point changes to a major key, reversing the feel and tone for a few seconds, before reverting to the darkness of the minor key.
Sort of inspired by the 1930s, and sort of inspired by all-out weird. Definitely recommend taking a listen to this piece. Make sure you get to the 1 minute mark... fun times trumpet playing await! I personally enjoy how the clarinet play tries to follow the trumpet player - doesn't work out so well. You can download this in uncompressed format here. Download comes with individual tracks so you can make your own mixes.
Elegant and slightly dark, the simplicity of the piano melody is light and touching, with a feeling of pensive restraint. It is beautiful accompaniment to the close of a drama, or of a midday reverie. Composed by Erik Satie.
Slower, solo piano version of the "Look Busy" piece (found elsewhere on this site).
Comedic, free-wheeling fun! A full uncompressed version of this piece is available for download here! Comes with bonus material.
Super comedy action sequence. You'll know if you need this. This piece is available in a full uncompressed version here. The download contains each section individually as well.
Unsteady quaint day-in-the-park type theme.
You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood are acclimatized, now. It isn't as much fun. You also never notice how effective a Picardy third is until you do it with car horns. You're welcome.
Some ragtime, some western saloon piano, all fun. More fun than you can handle. That's HYPERfun! You can download this in uncompressed format here! Comes with all parts isolated along with a slower version, and a faster version.
Comedic "hard thinking" music. Chances are you won't need the entire piece if you are making a film. I made it so you can cut it up into different sounding sections of various seriousness. If you're using it for a video game, everything flows together well, or you could loop sections that work best.
Every generation has its masterpiece; Bach's Brandenburg Concertos, Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Rossini's "William Tell". This is such a piece. For nearly one minute, "Farting Around" will transport you to a new world. A world of unadulterated joy. A world of pure farts.
Opus 40; Number 9. Written 1878. Recorded 2005.
Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I'd be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion sack like that. Me? I like a nice purple onion, but you don't get to pick favorites when you got your hand in an onion sack. A big yellow one can feel like a little purple one. You won't know 'til you pull it out, and by then you already got yourself an onion. I know most folks don't want strangers mucking about in unfamiliar onion sacks these days, so I'll be on my way. But, that is quite the sack of onions you have. To perform the monolog "Onion Capers" at your school or event, speak the words out loud at your school or event.
What do you get when you cross some 8-bit music technology with Dixieland music? Well... you get stuff that sounds like this. The uncompressed download comes with a pile of extra stuff, like versions at 220, 230, 240, and a whopping 275 beats per minute! That's really fast. It also has loops that don't go through the modulation so you can repeat them as long as you'd like! You can download this in uncompressed format here. Download comes with individual tracks so you can make your own mixes.
Cinematic 421 Experimental 326 Contemporary 246 Electronica 218 Unclassifiable 179 Piano 163 Classical 162 World 140 Modern 96 Silent Film Score 85 Lounge/Relax 81 Rock 81 Jazz 73 Funk 47 African 39 FX/Sounds 36 Folk 31 Musical 30 Latin 27 Dance/Club 24 Blues 23 Radio Drama 21 Reggae 21 Holiday 19 Ballroom dancing 18 Polka 15 Pop 15 HipHop/Rap 8 Voiceover 7 Drum & Bass 4 Ska 3 Dubstep 1