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LoFi Trap
70 BPM
Synths, Voices
I'm not sure what "trap" music is exactly. I was trying to explain it to a friend and ended up writing this piece. I was listening to Lo-Fi Glitch at the time, which should explain a few things. Behold! Lo-Fi Trap! Dream Catcher! Get it? A Dream Catcher is a lo-fi trap! HAHAHHAHAhahaha! I already upgraded from a Dream Catcher to a Dream Glue Trap. You can get the dreams off with corn oil. They won't be happy. Wear thick gloves.
70 BPM
Synths, Voices
I'm not sure what "trap" music is exactly. I was trying to explain it to a friend and ended up writing this piece. I was listening to Lo-Fi Glitch at the time, which should explain a few things. Behold! Lo-Fi Trap! Dream Catcher! Get it? A Dream Catcher is a lo-fi trap! HAHAHHAHAhahaha! I already upgraded from a Dream Catcher to a Dream Glue Trap. You can get the dreams off with corn oil. They won't be happy. Wear thick gloves.
06:17
Featured loops from DarkNES (whom I recently read about on Wikipedia!) Hey, man! Is that an Atoke? Hells yeah, its an Atoke! If I could choose of any shape of percussion - I’m going to choose "Taco-shaped percussion". There is no other feeling quite like beating your metal taco with a stick. I wish this description were more fictional than it actually is.
03:05
I got a request to do a short piece as the intro to a video game. They were looking for a vintage fun "Paper Mario" type aesthetic. That's where the mighty Technics KN700 comes in! This keyboard is a machine that just oozes that late 90's sound. I combined the preset beats from the keyboard with some custom MIDI synth presets I developed on Logic Pro X's internal ES2 synth.
00:28
Very airy and eerie. Based off of a feel of Holst's 'Neptune'. Mysterious, dreamy and interesting!
03:27
You know the old phrase "as relaxing as a toaster"? They meant any electrical machine, really. I think if a toaster were to make relaxing music this is it.
03:53
You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood are acclimatized, now. It isn't as much fun. You also never notice how effective a Picardy third is until you do it with car horns. You're welcome.
01:40
Do you have recurring dreams of being an industrial roomba working in an ore processing facility? Do you make fantasy paintings and need some music for timelapses? Do you go jog-hopping in low-gravity post-apocalyptic environments? Do you have opinions about eggs? Are you a monster who is in charge of other monsters? Did you work on a top-hat/sombrero assembly line? Are you starting a ferry line on the river Acheron to compete with Charon? Are you drafting epic legislation? Do you enjoy hitting dumpsters with sticks?
09:17
Music for a vigil. Very relaxing. Hard to put a genre on it. Almost hymn-like?
02:57
Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I'd be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion sack like that. Me? I like a nice purple onion, but you don't get to pick favorites when you got your hand in an onion sack. A big yellow one can feel like a little purple one. You won't know 'til you pull it out, and by then you already got yourself an onion. I know most folks don't want strangers mucking about in unfamiliar onion sacks these days, so I'll be on my way. But, that is quite the sack of onions you have. To perform the monolog "Onion Capers" at your school or event, speak the words out loud at your school or event.
02:14
Happy happy, happy happiness. Happier, happiest? Happy. Now that the word has lost all meaning, take a listen to this thing. It is dripping with joy. Ever see a sad person on a jet ski? Of course not. It isn't possible. Similarly, you can't listen to this and be sad. No Mortal Can! You can be angry at it, you can dislike it, but you can't be sad because of it. What happens when you employ modern club music techniques on music for folk dances? This.
04:10
An experimental piece, designed to emulate a keyboardist with her robot. The piano player likes to play with the EP in this piece. Take a listen to get the full effect. EP used heavily throughout the entire piece. Build at 1:02, percussion picks up with heavy, fast beats.
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05:14
Several feel changes from strictly percussive to full orchestral. Ends on a piercing high.
03:31
